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Just wanted to tell a joke b/c i'm bored, i appologize for my language but i just wanted to be succinct Laughing

...a well distinguished man, gets sent to jail for tax evasion and is put into a cell with a big muscular black guy. words couldn't even describe the size of this man and upon entering and after the guards had left the black man asked the distinguished one, "death or booga wooga" he was surprised at first at his question and thought it was a joke, but the look on the black mans face proved otherwise. he of course chose "booga wooga" for he didn't want to die, besides, he didn't know what the hell booga wooga was and it sounded fun... so the black man did the "booga wooga" and fuked him hard up the ass.. the next day the distinguished man felt so violated and could barely walk, but to his dissapointment the black man asked him again, "death or booga wooga?" the man started to cry, for he knew what the "booga wooga" was, but not wanting to die he chose "booga wooga" once again. this time the black man fuked him even harder till the point where he felt he was going to die. the next day, the distinguised man walk around like a cowboy and looked like he had just seen a ghost. on the 3rd day, the man once again asked "death or booga" in response the distinguished man said "fuk booga wooga, i'd rather die than go through that again, I choose death!"

"okay fine.." said that black man, surpised he had chosen death "...death by booga wooga!!!"

har har har.. haha.. i found it funny but it's just my sick sense of humour =)


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good one Smile

hope i won't got to that prison Razz
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joke #2 =)

a rich guy opens the door to his bmw and a passing car hits it ripping off the door... upset, the rich guy goes to the police and says, "officer, look what he did to my beemer!!!" the officer responds, "you rich guys are so materialistic it makes me sick, you didn't even realize your left arm was ripped off!" "OH MY GAWD..." responds the rich guy...

"...where's my Rolex?"

haha... okay i'll stop now.. haha
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Sophie Ellis Bexter was found dead in a rich famous Italian footballers hotel room

The police were called in and when they arrived they were so shocked, official comments to the press stated that 'it was Murder On Zidanesfloor' Very Happy

lol Smile
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Zidane is from France Razz
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Nice one Wink
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Here's a joke that needs no explanation.........

"Vanessa Feltz"

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What is pink & fluffy??

- pink fluff
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why does the river aire run though leeds? cos if it walked it would get shot, mugged and raped...ha ha ha
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Whats blue & fluffy?

- Blue Fluff
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What do you call a poodle with no legs?

Sheep sitting down.

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Steven Hone wrote:
Whats blue & fluffy?

- Blue Fluff


Don't quit your day job, Steve...

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What do u call a sheep with no legs?

- A Cloud!
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Viceroy wrote:
Steven Hone wrote:
Whats blue & fluffy?

- Blue Fluff


Don't quit your day job, Steve...


lol!!! agreed
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whats mary short for? cos shes got no legs...ha ha ha
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