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DJ_Null
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We all like a little bit of humor, right? It gives taste to life, so here are some funny quotes that got my attention these days:

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it."
"I ran three miles today. Finally I said, Lady take your purse. "
"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."
"The world is coming to an end. Please log off."
"This message probably won't change while you're staring at it."

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"This High Speed Modem Is Intolerably Slow"

Classic Simpsons.
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davehart wrote:
Classic Simpsons.


.. ohh they have the internet on computers now too Laughing

(Homer J Simpson)
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i have some rude MIRC ones but I won't post those.
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