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White_Lightning
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looks in bedroom mirror and says to her husband " i look fat and ugly, pay me a compliment"

husband replies"your eyesights f,uckin spot on".

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hehe.. very funny


you got my hopes up tho from the post title.. was hoping for a fit bit of fanny !! Laughing

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Aye, bit of that wouldn't go a miss.
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hahahah

funny one :p
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I didnt get that one, else it wasnt funny
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Trancemaster wrote:
I didnt get that one, else it wasnt funny


same here.. Rolling Eyes


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Spherix wrote:
Trancemaster wrote:
I didnt get that one, else it wasnt funny


same here.. Rolling Eyes




how do you not get it ??? Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

.. i would explain, but im sh*t at explaining things... Laughing

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Spherix wrote:
Trancemaster wrote:
I didnt get that one, else it wasnt funny


same here.. Rolling Eyes




how do you not get it ??? Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

.. i would explain, but im sh*t at explaining things... Laughing


correction you are shit Wink

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oooh.. put that handbag away... Laughing Laughing

... silly g*t !!!! Twisted Evil

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oooh.. put that handbag away... Laughing Laughing

... silly g*t !!!! Twisted Evil




Laughing Laughing Wink

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eh? its not rocket science???? Wink
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Wide load in the bedroom, just not needed.
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Spherix wrote:
((-&E-)) wrote:
oooh.. put that handbag away... Laughing Laughing

... silly g*t !!!! Twisted Evil




Laughing Laughing Wink



someone needs a bitch slap.. Twisted Evil

... foreign muppit Wink

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swarmi may think that....but im sure gandi thinks otherwise
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White_Lightning wrote:
swarmi may think that....but im sure gandi thinks otherwise



.. and whats he thinking then ???? Rolling Eyes

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he thinks ur a gimp not a *beep*!! Wink but vishnu is just waving his arms
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Fuck knows what he's thinking but he looks like a blacked-up Santa.
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LOL Not a bad joke.. I was expecting some random naked chick standing tho Cool
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