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White_Lightning Its_cider_mmm_such_lovely_cider Club Franchise Owner
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looks in bedroom mirror and says to her husband " i look fat and ugly, pay me a compliment"
husband replies"your eyesights f,uckin spot on".
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hehe.. very funny
you got my hopes up tho from the post title.. was hoping for a fit bit of fanny !!
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Aye, bit of that wouldn't go a miss.
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hahahah
funny one :p
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I didnt get that one, else it wasnt funny
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Trancemaster wrote: | I didnt get that one, else it wasnt funny |
same here..
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Spherix wrote: | Trancemaster wrote: | I didnt get that one, else it wasnt funny |
same here..
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how do you not get it ???
.. i would explain, but im sh*t at explaining things...
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Spherix Erik i:Vibes Crew
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((-&E-)) wrote: | Spherix wrote: | Trancemaster wrote: | I didnt get that one, else it wasnt funny |
same here..
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how do you not get it ???
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correction you are shit
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oooh.. put that handbag away...
... silly g*t !!!!
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((-&E-)) wrote: | oooh.. put that handbag away...
... silly g*t !!!!  |
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White_Lightning Its_cider_mmm_such_lovely_cider Club Franchise Owner
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eh? its not rocket science????
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Wide load in the bedroom, just not needed.
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Spherix wrote: | ((-&E-)) wrote: | oooh.. put that handbag away...
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someone needs a bitch slap..
... foreign muppit
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swarmi may think that....but im sure gandi thinks otherwise
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White_Lightning wrote: | swarmi may think that....but im sure gandi thinks otherwise |
.. and whats he thinking then ????
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2003 6:21 pm |
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White_Lightning Its_cider_mmm_such_lovely_cider Club Franchise Owner
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he thinks ur a gimp not a *beep*!! but vishnu is just waving his arms
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davehart
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Fuck knows what he's thinking but he looks like a blacked-up Santa.
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LOL Not a bad joke.. I was expecting some random naked chick standing tho
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